Philosophers on the bus (nursery rhyme parody)

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Philosophers on the bus (nursery rhyme parody)

Heraclitus on the bus go round and round,
round and round, round and round.
Heraclitus on the bus go round and round,
all day long …

Diogenes with his barrel goes Swish, swish, swish;
Swish, swish, swish. Swish, swish, swish.
Diogenes with his barrel goes Swish, swish, swish,
all day long …

Wittgenstein’s broken whistle goes Beep, beep, beep;
Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep.
Wittgenstein’s broken whistle goes Beep, beep, beep,
all day long …

Socrates and his friends go Chatter, chatter, chatter;
Chatter, chatter, chatter. Chatter, chatter, chatter.
Socrates and his friends go Chatter, chatter, chatter,
all day long …

Nietzsche in the Alps goes Up and down,
Up and down, up and down.
Nietzsche in the Alps goes Up and down,
all day long …

Thales the Milesian goes, Clink, clink, clink;
Clink, clink, clink. Clink, clink, clink.
Thales the Milesian goes, Clink, clink, clink,
all day long …

Rousseau calls society to “Move on back,
move on back, move on back;”
Rousseau calls society to “Move on back”,
all day long …

Schopenhauer in his misery says “Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah”.
Schopenhauer in his misery says “Wah, wah, wah”,
all day long …

The mommies of philosophers say “Shush, shush, shush;
Shush, shush, shush. Shush, shush, shush.”
The mommies of philosophers say “Shush, shush, shush”
all day long …

 

How about we try a specific field in philosophy next? Say, political philosophers on the bus? or Logicians on the bus? Post your suggestions in comments.

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